Jeff Johnson: Aunt Muggie, Uncle Fuzz & preparing for ministry
I traipsed home with my first report card of the new school year. Aunt (pronounced awnt) Muggie and Uncle Fuzz had taught me my ABCs—of music, I mean:
• Every Good Boy Does Fine
• Good Boys Do Fine Always
• Fat Albert Crunches Elephants.
Jeff JohnsonI thought I had it down, but Miss Pickle insisted I had to sing in proper pitch instead of just writing down what I had been taught.
Did I mention I was in the pregnant stages of a new voice? Welcome to my sixth-grade public school music class. Do you recall the stress of delivering that sealed piece of paper that may have sealed your fate and your freedom for the foreseeable future?
The thought of bringing home anything less than a “C” was enough to make me think about running away to the watermelon patch. Getting an “F,” though, was the ultimate worst-case scenario. So bad the school system skipped an entire letter of the alphabet, jumping from “D” straight to the red flag of failure. Why not just give an “E” as the lowest grade? Oh, no. It’s an “F.” Not an “E.” An “F.” Flunky. Failure. Farewell, freedom!
And you guessed it. When the seal was broken, I received an “F” in sixth-grade public school music class. I am sure that grade is stored in that secret place where they keep my permanent record. I sensed I never would be an “approved” musician in spite of my efforts. Should have been better prepared.
I always have sensed a call to ministry is a call to prepare. The Apostle Paul admonished young Timothy to stay the course and be known as an “approved” student of the Bible that “rightly” taught the Scriptures. For what it’s worth, this is my take: An approved worker is one who has been equipped to cut through the junk that keeps people from following the basics of the gospel. An approved worker straightens out the crooked and confusing ways the gospel of Jesus gets twisted. For that, I needed a theological education.
Bill Tillman directs Texas Baptists’ theological education department. Individual needs differ, so our schools have worked to offer a variety of degrees to meet the specific needs of Texas Baptists. Various levels of financial assistance are available to students enrolled in accredited certificate, undergraduate, graduate and post-graduate programs that have been endorsed by the convention. The Mary Hill Davis Ethnic/Minority Scholarship Program also provides grants to help capable young people from ethnic/minority cultures receive a Christian education. Contact Bill Tillman. You’ll be glad you did. It is not too late to enroll for the fall semester.
FYI: It just so happened Aunt Muggy (remember it is pronounced awnt) and Uncle Fuzz sang in an old-fashioned Gospel sangin’ group. They re-educated me on how to sing a scale. I now actually sort of keep a tune and play a few notes on the guitar and piano. And for that I give myself an “F.” Fantastic!
Jeff Johnson is president of the Baptist General Convention of Texas and pastor of First Baptist Church in Commerce.





